Things I Have Learned

1. Peeling 10 potatoes and throwing the skins down the garbage disposal gets you no where but standing in front of the sink with a toilet plunger in both hands and a phone between your ear and your shoulder crying to Dad for help.

2. Grease fires are NOT my idea of a fun time. Always keep a fire extinguisher in the kitchen.

3. My granny makes the BEST stuffing at Thanksgiving. It is so good it explodes out of the pan (literally).

4. Cranberry relish should not make your mouth pucker up as if you just bit into a lemon.

5. Pay attention. This statement goes for baking and driving.